A prayer for Google, by Robert Rose (Based on the Serenity Prayer):
Google grant me the search results
to seek the things I wish to know;
to exclude that which is unrelated;
and the wisdom to think of better search terms.
Exploring one result at a time;
Enjoying one website at a time;
Accepting bad searches as the pathway to knowledge;
Taking, as you do, this enormous web
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that you will make things right
if I surrender to your greatness;
That I may be reasonably happy with what I’ve found
and supremely happy with you
Forever till my next search.